Designer Hockey Mom Duds

Not sure I know  of any other grade-schoolers who carry Louis Vuitton. But maybe she's just carrying it for her mom.  Wait, I didn't know hockey moms wore Valentino (and I swear I would have blanked out the face if I could have and still made the point).  Maybe this only happens in the 'real', 'pro-America' America.  Surely not in the 'fake' America where I live (outside of Fairfield County, that is)!

$150,000 for clothes, hair and make-up?  Did Joe Biden get a multi-thousand dollar makeover? Just sayin', you betcha, also.